Q.1
Well? Do you?
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Yes! They’re cheap!
Yes! They’re my heart gifts.
Yes! Well, no. I think about it real hard, then run out of time.
Maybe, if I really, really like the person. Or I owe them big.
No. They’re way too expensive.
No. I’m not talented enough :(
No. My loved ones wouldn’t appreciate it.
I have another answer, and I’m leaving it in the comments.